*Camera pans in on Paul Jaxx, who is leaning against a wall, while other wrestlers pass by.*
Paul Jaxx: "Well, well. It's interesting what things I've heard, what things I haven't heard. Words spoken quietly behind my back, always taking great care to avoid the man they call "The Crippler". I've just found out I have a match tonight. My debut match-up- and it will be against some dude called Johnny Anderson. Well, Mister Anderson, tonight I'm going to go all 'Matrix' on your rear-end. I DO want a spot at the very first WUW Pay-Per-View 'Last In Line' and nothing, I tell you, nothing is going to stop me. Whoever wins tonight will go on to that show and tear the roof off the arena in a triple threat match against Hiprock and King Manu. Now let me assure you of one thing, and one thing only: THAT wrestler's going to be none other than the bone-breaking, jaw-shattering, pectoral-muscle-tearing blast from the past, 'Are we ready to submit your ass?', 'European Crippler', PAUL JAXX!"
*Camera zooms in on the aggitated wrestlers face, as he stares rabidly towards it. Fade out.*
Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:09 am
