(Natural Nate Neptune is seen doing Hindu Squats backstage, warming up for his upcoming match as the camera heads towards him. He holds up 1 finger, signalling to wait a minute, but starts speaking)
Nate Neptune: 497... 498... 499... 500... whoo. Ok, I have a minute or two before I start my push ups. I came here looking to prove myself in singles competition and boy is WUW testing my abilities right off the bat! First I had a hard fought win over King Arthur and tonight they've got Pratfall lined up for me. Pratfall is another top notch competitor and I really have my work cut out for me. But, tonight I hope to take another step in showing to the world that I'm not just a tag team specialist and I have what it takes to excel in singles competition also. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to get back to warming up for the match.
(The camera follows Nate as he quickly drops to the floor and starts doing push ups, quietly whispering the totals under his breath as the camera fades out)